The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.
by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019
Get the biscuit rulemug. I really did my homework mom, I'm not using Fox Rules?
Do you want the truth or can I go by Fox Rules?
Do you want the truth or can I go by Fox Rules?
by Philip Stevens March 7, 2023
Get the Fox Rulesmug. Lad 1: Mate Fancy Coming Ibiza Next Week
Softlad: Dunno will have to ask the missus?
Lad 1: Aubergine Rule my friend, Aubergine Rule
Softlad: Dunno will have to ask the missus?
Lad 1: Aubergine Rule my friend, Aubergine Rule
by DJ BULGE June 29, 2016
Get the aubergine rulemug. The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie April 21, 2014
Get the hand rulemug. 1. A catchphrase taken from the comedy film Billy Madison.
2. An underground pre-YouTube era saying used by pranksters to identify themselves as the mastermind of a successful prank.
3. A declaration of victory or domination in nearly any situation, an ancestor of Pwnd.
4. Used in certain instances, ironically or as a retort (adding insult to injury), by an underdog who claims victory over a highly arrogant opponent after said opponent had stated his/her victory was assured.
5. What one may say after having sexual intercourse, typically said by males.
2. An underground pre-YouTube era saying used by pranksters to identify themselves as the mastermind of a successful prank.
3. A declaration of victory or domination in nearly any situation, an ancestor of Pwnd.
4. Used in certain instances, ironically or as a retort (adding insult to injury), by an underdog who claims victory over a highly arrogant opponent after said opponent had stated his/her victory was assured.
5. What one may say after having sexual intercourse, typically said by males.
A: “A gift? Thank you.”
A: Opens gift and sees it’s what was given to B last year.
B: O’Doyle Rules!
A: Opens gift and sees it’s what was given to B last year.
B: O’Doyle Rules!
by Bricked March 16, 2021
Get the O’Doyle Rules!mug. Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.
According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!
by leggons May 1, 2015
Get the Rule of the Mountainmug. In dating, especially online, there are certain attributes a man must possess to even be considered by a woman. If he does not have all of these, his chances of matching with a woman on any dating app are slim to none. The rule of sixes indicates that men must meet these minimum prerequisites:
1 Must be at least six feet tall
2 Must have a 6 pack (Or be extremely fit)
3 Must make at least 6 figures ($100,000 per year or more)
4 Must have at least 6 years of college (Possessing a Master's degree or higher)
If a man possesses one of these (Usually being six feet or taller) he has a small chance, but he should only have hope of success if he possesses all four of them.
1 Must be at least six feet tall
2 Must have a 6 pack (Or be extremely fit)
3 Must make at least 6 figures ($100,000 per year or more)
4 Must have at least 6 years of college (Possessing a Master's degree or higher)
If a man possesses one of these (Usually being six feet or taller) he has a small chance, but he should only have hope of success if he possesses all four of them.
Jake: I swiped right on over 500 women on tinder, and also bumble. I only have 2 matches, what the hell?
Logan: Bitches be crazy, it's true. However, you don't meet the rule of sixes, so of course you aren't getting matches.
Jake: What do you mean? I'm not a bad guy!
Logan: You're 5'10, don't have abs, your job only pays you $75,000 a year, and you only graduated with a bachelor's degree. Face it, girls aren't interested in you.
Jake: Shit bruh, bitches be crazy.
Logan: *Nods knowingly* bitches be crazy
Logan: Bitches be crazy, it's true. However, you don't meet the rule of sixes, so of course you aren't getting matches.
Jake: What do you mean? I'm not a bad guy!
Logan: You're 5'10, don't have abs, your job only pays you $75,000 a year, and you only graduated with a bachelor's degree. Face it, girls aren't interested in you.
Jake: Shit bruh, bitches be crazy.
Logan: *Nods knowingly* bitches be crazy
by peoplerstupid January 15, 2019
Get the Rule of Sixesmug.