He is probably the coolest person you will ever meet, he has the biggest cock you've ever seen, and he fucks a LOT. He lost his virginity at 12 and gets every girl in high school. He peaks at age 21 and stays there for the rest of eternity. He will probably steal your girl so watch out.
Holy shit Riley, you're so fucking hot and i'd love to get railed by you! :)
A great looking woman who you maymeet at a very random place (like the movies or a store) you will quickly fall for her and you will have lots of fun in many ways;)
an absolute unit who has that many chins u could never stop counting. Such a funny guy and his eyes didn't get put on straight on is head. He thinks he's Kyrie Irving in basketball and thinks he's Devin Booker with his shooting. (He's SHIT at basketball).
The best person in the wooorld. Theyre that one guy u can go to when you want to talk. They will be there when you need them. A Riley is the best person to have in your life. Your next best friend for years. Maybeevenrelationship wise, they would be the most loving person youd ever know. Charish them. Respect them. Love them.
"Hey Im Riley"
Me: Marry me, be my boyfrirnd PLEASE <3
Shoutout to my besties (and hopefully new bf in the mere future) RILEYYY