by TheLoverMaker March 14, 2012
Get the ride and choke mug.A gentleman's shirt, typically his most expensive and alluring, which is saved for occasions when he so wishes to maximise his chances of partaking of sexual intercourse with a woman.
Me: "Hey Dave, think you might score tonight?"
Dave: "Definitely. I do have my riding shirt on in all fairness, I'm guaranteed to hook up"
Dave: "Definitely. I do have my riding shirt on in all fairness, I'm guaranteed to hook up"
by mavrick1579 March 17, 2011
Get the Riding Shirt mug.The sexual act of taking a fairly good sized object with a flat surface, and while a man is sitting on it with his erect penis in the woman's vagina while she is on him and then sliding down several flights of stairs, causing irresistable humping and orgasm for both parties.
Last night my girl friend wanted to go on carriage ride but we decided we'd rather go for a sleigh ride.
by Jales September 14, 2003
Get the sleigh ride mug.when an anal recipient doesn't clean their ass out properly and shit flys everywhere during the pounding.
by Slammer July 5, 2004
Get the Dirty Ride mug.When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
by team honey badger December 7, 2011
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