Program Whore

A person that owns a computer and stores way too many programs and has too many icons on his/hers desktop.

Look at all of those programs you got! Wow you're a freakin program whore!

Hey, program whores are good to have around! They have the best programs to recommend.

by Stormwulf May 2, 2014

program r

A code-based computer software created to torture students of statistics in order to drag their souls into perpetual hell. Once you lay your eyes upon the console, you are doomed to an eternity of errors and "visible eval."

Student 1: Did you do the problem set using program r?
Student 2: I started but then I think I saw the devil so I stopped.
Student 3: This class makes me want to kill myself!
Student 4: If you do, you better take me with you!

by amplexus_jane April 5, 2015

Progmess

Shortened for 'progress mess', the mess you make before progressing. For example during DIY, you make mess before the progress is seen

I sorted the garage out today, I made a lot of progmess, but now it is done and looks fab

by queenofawesomeness<3 July 21, 2017

programmatismophobia

A fear of programming; a fear of coding

Derived from the Greek word for "programming": programmatismos

My programmatismophobia is giving me major anxiety and a huge knot in my stomach every time I try to start developing a web application.

by Misha Phoenix October 2, 2017

progadelic

An individual who likes to listen to Progressive rock.

"If I like to listen to some good ol' prog, does that mean I'm a progadelic?"

"I really like King Crimson and Pink Floyd... You can call me a progadelic."

by .dotcom.com October 26, 2017

progasm

What happens when you see yourself on TV, either in a newscast or video, by millions of people.

Mike had a progasm after seeing his selfie appear on the 6 o'clock news.

by Bruce Black February 14, 2018

progenitals

Those dicks who came before us.

"We are governed by the finest examples of our great nation's progenitals."

by deusexaethera February 28, 2018