grouch potato

Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.
He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!
by Sonja Young October 19, 2007
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Potato-faced

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.
Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?
by Southparkfreak2 October 02, 2014
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lonely potato

Me.
by McDonald’s January 06, 2018
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tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

by Paulo DePanda March 04, 2009
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desert potato

When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.
Bill walked into kyle's room presenting the desert potato.
by Billy Dick September 06, 2007
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Cyber Potato

Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.
I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.
by Havana192 November 23, 2009
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potato peeling

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
by syny567 March 08, 2009
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