Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.
by Sonja Young October 19, 2007
Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.
by Southparkfreak2 October 02, 2014
A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
by Paulo DePanda March 04, 2009
When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.
by Billy Dick September 06, 2007
Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.
I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.
by Havana192 November 23, 2009
The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
by syny567 March 08, 2009