soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

by superduperkayl January 11, 2020

post pirate

A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.

Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.

by Warren Buffet jr. December 16, 2008

Apocalypse-posting

When someone posts in their journal, blog, MySpace, etc... so much that it seems like they believe the world is coming to an end and they won't be able to post EVARGAIN.

"Dude, quit apocalypse-posting. You're flooding my friends list!"

by hilikusss February 18, 2009

Post kill

When someone comments on a facebook post (status) and totally kills it for anyone else wishing to comment or like.

Somone posts about a crazy party they were at the previous night, and one of their friends (often an outcast or parent) posts about how they shouldnt be doing things like that about the totally boring night they had at their house, a total post kill.

by chillwords 356 January 1, 2011

Post Truth

A politically correct phrase for “fake news” or “alternative facts”—a hypocrite’s or Pharisee’s word for “bullshit.”

Thanks to their Bullshitter-in-Chief, most morally bankrupt GOP members have been lying comatose on their bed of post truths even before the pandemic struck.

by Fasters May 20, 2022

post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

by Desmond White February 18, 2010

Post Milky

Referring to any mammal that is past the breastfeeding phase of their lifespan. To be "Milky" would imply that one is currently suckling the milk.

Tom: "I got post milky when I was 2"
Jared: "Oh yeah? I was milky with your mom last night"
Tom: "Fuck you, Jared"

by sparrowman360 August 15, 2022