Pokemon

Enslaved creatures beat into submission by trainers.

Ash: Let's have a Pokemon battle I'll use Pikachu

Ash: Pikachu go against that Rhyperior .

Pikachu: Im level 2 that things level 100

Ash: DO YOU WANT THE POKEBELT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO THIS

Pikachu: I have a wife and kids dont do this

Ash: To bad for you go Pikachu!

by Pokemon battles May 23, 2019

Pokemon Dick

being a fuckboy/player. Inspired by the Pokemon slogan “gotta catch em all”, a guy with pokemon dick gotta fuck em all.

“My friend has had 10 girls at his place this month. That dude has pokemon dick.”

by Bliffblorf January 10, 2025

Red The Pokemon Trainer

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.

Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!

by Red The Trainer February 27, 2021

Pokemon Wack

A Pokémon fangame with over 4800 Pokémon, 52 types, weird-ass jokes, and shitty MS paint sprite work that will make you feel like you're tripping balls

Person 1: "Hey, have you ever played pokemon wack?"

Person 2: "No, what the fuck is that?"

Person 1: "Look at this video of it right here."

Person 2: "Oh... Oh god.."

by SC1296 July 18, 2022

hop on pokemon sv

slang for extremely rough anal sex

"wanna hop on pokemon sv?"
"im exhausted, maybe next time."

by gayman10481 July 14, 2023

Pokemon BW

The BEST pokemon game to come out in 2011, introducing 156 new pokemon the most in any 1 game as of 2020

Person: Whats your favourite pokemon game

Me: pokemon bw

Person: whats thats?

Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄

by Togasknife February 24, 2021

pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016