wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat January 31, 2010

Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.

person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.

by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023

Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

Plant-Eating Dinosaur

People on social media receive hates by did nothing wrong, falsely accused or simply being supportive. In the dinosaur world, herbivore dinosaurs eat plants while predators (the haters) attack them.

Some unlucky YouTubers are considered to be Plant-Eating Dinosaurs because they got hated when they don't deserve it.

by Octosheep April 10, 2021

Plant City

Plant City aka Plant Shitty seems like a small peaceful town to outsiders, but when you go deep down, you start to see it for what it really is. This town is like one big trailer park filled with a bunch of Caucasian 14 year old wannabe gangsters who think they’re in a gang because they steal cough syrup from Walmart and listen to terrible SoundCloud rap. There’s also the kids who skate and get high at the Sanson park and also like to fight there as well. The air in plant city isn’t even air, it’s contaminated with meth, weed, spice, and Newport smoke.

Person 1: hey man wanna go visit Plant City?
Person 2: Naw man might as well visit the local trailer park

by Suckmyass247 May 15, 2019