Pelican

Meaning crap, cheap or nasty behavior or product design.

Bob: My mum told me off for nothing
Bill: Aw man, that is well pelican!

Bob: That guy just messed up the paint job on your car
Bill: that is well pelican!

Bob: It just gets stuck on this screen and you can't get out
Bill: Aw that is well pelican man!

Bob: You've got to stay late and work on that thing
Bill: Aw that is well pelican!

by FutureMan3142 June 19, 2010

Screaming Pelican

When you're getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.

"I got on that girl on the beach last night." "Really? You give her the screaming pelican?" "Oh yeah."

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Perc

Something that is perc

Yo that broad is perc - Nick

by dalewasgayforme69 September 25, 2018

perice

A real funny guy that can make you laugh your ass off. He likes to talk about tide pods Andy hates whit people

Perice is an awesome friend

by Jack 23 May 18, 2018

Pelican Board

A board that you attach pelicans to.

Kez was tired of chatting on IRC so she went and nailed some pelicans to the pelican board instead.

by ToolyTowers September 1, 2003

peiced [pieced]

To have sex.
To get fucked.
Hard.

I really wanna get peiced pieced.

by Abbiex December 23, 2008

penick

A sad guy who can't get a life

You are such a penick with that Dick in your mouth

by One sexy mudafucka February 8, 2018