Pat McGlynn

King of dust, defender of the Nah

Are you tryin to live like Pat McGlynn? Look dusty as hell and just Nah mofos all day.

by Rosa parks 69 December 28, 2018

Pat Pat

A word that makes people think your saying nonsense, but actually means, I'm going to kill you someday

*pats on head* "Pat Pat!"

by pat pats January 2, 2019

Pat O’Malley

When you are being crazy and have very bad anger issues and can’t control yourself. Also when you studder.

Damn bro talk slower you are being a Pat O’Malley

by Its SLay July 12, 2018

pat lowe

The Holy One, the Messiah, The one true banisher of FOMOsexuality.

If I see you on that mobile device again, ill hit you with a pat lowe.

by Giuseppington September 16, 2018

pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman

Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”

by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018

pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.

My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.

by Jankyjana June 4, 2018

Pat Dodson

Pat Dodson not to be confused with dumbledore, is an aboriginal campaign who is based in Australia.

" Pat Dodson believes in equal rights for aborgionals."

by Shiznick_666 May 21, 2018