Irrational Parenting

When parents support their children to spend an obscene number of hours memorizing the digits of irrational numbers like √2, π, and e, so that they can out-parrot others in a contest, and win some medals or prizes for their “irrational” feats of memory.

Based on recent newspaper reports, irrational parenting seems to be rising in Singapore, especially among immigrants from India and Burma—the perceived paranoia to make an entry into the Singapore Book of Records has never been so strong among the “human parrots.”

Irrational Parenting by Fasters November 22, 2022

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

Broccoli parent by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023

your female parent is a homosexual

this is basically the worst insult ever, ur mum gay, yet it makes it seem as if you are sophisticated and you are actually smart, but not really since you used that roast

daniel: ur mum gay
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*

your female parent is a homosexual by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 12, 2018

odins a+ parenting 

Odin being a shitty parent to both Loki and Thor

Odins a+ parenting is the reason Loki became a villan.

odins a+ parenting by I SHIP TOO MANY SHIPS April 28, 2019

parentard

A mentally challenged parental unit.

You did worse things when you were my age, so don't lecture me, you parentard!

parentard by VMCarrera October 24, 2008

parentnnoyed 

1. Extremely annoyed/pissed with your parents especially for the following reason.

2. Giving no reason to why you can't do something.

3. overly strict parents

4. when at least one of two parents are always home.

5. when one of two parents are always nagging you for something.

1. my parents always look through my text messages and check my myspace messages when i stay logged on to use the bathroom.

2. Hey mom can i go to the high school football game with my friends tonight?, ill be be at 9:30 and you can call if you need me.
(parents) no
well why not
(parents) because i said so
wtf im so fucking parentnnoyed

3. I left my waterbottle on the counter and my parents just starting screaming at me.

4 Wow, im always stuck with my parents because one of them is always here, i got some weed two weeks ago but i haven't had any chance to smoke it because there here 24/7.

5. (dad) go get me a beer
(mom) after that get the laundry
(dad) after that bring some paper towels over here
(mom) after that get me a glass of milk

wtf? get off your lazy asses and get your own stuff

parentnnoyed by don vito double chin October 19, 2008

asian parent 

Asian parents consume themselves with getting their child into an Ivy League, compare their child to other children, and/or act strictly toward their children. For example, asian parents typically sign their children up for summer school without their child's knowledge or consent, only to tell their children the day before that they must attend the summer school that they were signed up for. They are characterized but not limited to parents of asian descent.

Scott: "Sorry I could not see that movie yesterday. My parents made me stay home because they were scared I was going to party too much. Instead, they made me stay home and work on my Harvard application for eight hours."
Jeff: "Wow. Too bad you have asian parents. We had a great time yesterday."

asian parent by nauyknt August 31, 2005