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Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.
Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.
by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021
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crypto parasyte

A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.
Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...
by XianNaix December 18, 2021
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People who parasitize a culture other than their own.
A culture parasite sucks the life out of a culture while giving nothing back.
by Natural Life December 23, 2021
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Gracie Parass

The hottest and most amazing human!
“Have you heard of Gracie Parass?? She’s magnificent at everything!”
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Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.
Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.
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Privilege Parasite

A person, who behaves or acts only for gaining such privileges , which granted only to a certain characteristic human beings.
An non gay or lesbian, who's not actually a transgender, but behaves similarly to obtain the privileges of the society , thus it makes as a privilege parasite.
by Knight Infermiera October 4, 2022
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Doom parasite

A parasite that typically uses a feline host, causing giant tentacles to sprout form the Doomcat’s back, so that the cat can kill things and lay eggs inside them, laying more Doom parasite eggs
Is Doom parasite on this menu? It’s my favorite.
by Chad Monke November 6, 2022
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