Pong

Pong is a sexual activity where you and your male partner get into a scissor position and bash your knackers together over and over again until they're purple and mangled or until you vomit.

We should Pong , bro.

by Lanky Knob May 18, 2016

Ping Pong

A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong

by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

King Pong

A term used to describe someone who will go somewhere, just to boosts about themselves.

"That guy just came in here to talk about how awesome he is, what a King Pong"

by Not Lysol December 26, 2008

Corn pong

A more hardcore hillbilly version of beer pong. If you get the ping pong ball into the cup your opponent must first chug a beer and then eat an entire cob of corn, husk and all. First person to die loses

"Man I played the sickest game of corn pong last night. If tommy was still alive he'd say it was awesome too"

by tsarge63 June 1, 2016

pong ji

An expression of hatred, love, and amazement... the definition changes depending on what situation you use the word in. When you are annoyed you say PONG Ji! When you are mad at someone you say PONG YOU! It varies through different feelings. You typically use it with friends and family and even with strangers. I use this word on a daily basis and I think you should too!

Ugh, pong ji I can’t believe I failed this test!

by quantishaOrpalisti December 6, 2020

Thung Pong

A contraption used by the lesbian community to crack the buhhh of their companions. Essentially a dihh

Yo watch out, she has a thung pong on her.

by Apaul67 August 11, 2025