Patty

A food made from mashed potato and sage deep fried and usually eaten in a breadcake (bun) or with chips.

Originated fom Hull in the UK but also the orkney islands have their own (much better) version with added mincemeat inside. its proper Gravy!!

Could i have a patty special with curry please. (patty chips and curry)

by FrEeLaNcE May 22, 2008

shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself

Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news

by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010

Patty Hearst

A Patty Hearst is the event in which you get an erection at an awkward time.

"Hey bro, I was talking with the retarded security guard at the bank today and I got a Patty Hearst."

by TheClapmeister October 16, 2009

fatty patty

The love handles usually associated with old age, but which can erupt at any time on someone who eats McDonald-like meals on a regular basis.

"Did you see the fatty patty on that guy!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

wet back platter

A sex act performed amongst the geriatric. During coitus the contents of one partners colostomy sack is emptied onto the back of the other partner. At that point the consumption of said contents is optional. Makes for a fine rainy day past-time. The derivation of the term is credited to two drunk idiots at Monty's Crown in Rochester, NY.

Following the early bird special at Dales Rib Haus, and copious ingestion of ex-lax, Edna and I adjurned to the bungalow for a night rife with passion and all you can eat wet back platters.

by the murr/the kilt October 6, 2004

Rice Patty

1. Word used to denote a retarded Asian person.

2. Pejorative term used toward an Asian person

3. A sterotypical Asian

Seok-Young, Flat-Face, Yellow-man

We don't need any more of those damned rice-patties coming to America.

by Master-X December 10, 2004

nacho platter

The nacho platter is the sexual act of placing chips on your partners chest, then substituting for the by beans by taking a giant shit over the chips followed by vomiting over the beans in substitution for the guacamole and finally the coupe de' grace of ejaculating on top of it all to replace the sour cream and there you have it, a nacho platter.

Sally: When Tom asked me if I wanted a nacho platter, I thought he wanted to go to taco bell, Instead he covered me with chips took a shit on me, vomited on top of the shit and then ejaculated all over it...I sure do love Tom...he is so dreamy,

by egobrien January 10, 2010