Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."
I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.
by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020
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panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.
Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha
by whiteGIANT510 November 05, 2016
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panty scabs

Result of having sex with your girl with her panties on and pulled to one side usually in a rushed manner with great risk of being discovered. This act leaves one entire side of your shaft skinless like a carpet burn resulting in "Panty Scabs".
My girl loves having sex in public places for the thrill of getting caught but these "Panty Scabs" fuckin' suck!
by Dawgfatupnya May 04, 2017
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panty puffer

Someone who wears giant granny panties and uses them as an umbrella to fly through the air.
Mandee is such a panty puffer, I caught her trying to soar through the air the other day with her large granny panties.
by blackquak May 22, 2019
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mouth panties

The covid mask you're forced to wear in public or you could get fined
Don't forget your mouth panties if youre going to the store
by Doughlicious269 May 23, 2020
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pantie bug

When a man shoves his penis in a girls panties
Guys! Last night I gave my girl the pantie bug!
by No-need-to-know May 07, 2015
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Copper panties

The smell coming from a woman's panties when she has her period.
When a man goes to wash his girls panties and u get a wiff of a bag of pennies from her menstrual cycle..

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by DaddyTay731 February 09, 2017
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