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Optimized

A process of remotely controlling the appliances , HVAC system, plugs and lights with a virtual reality system in your home. It is localized to the Modesto CA area.
Your house is now optimized
by Paramedic 8558 March 30, 2025
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Optimisperation

The state of mind achieved when your attitude completes the journey from pure optimism to confusion to skepticism to exhaustion to finally exasperation.
John experienced optimisperation after trying to reason through the political maze of the differing sides.
by MildlyMystified July 13, 2025
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Optimization Trap

When trying to improve everything actually makes life worse. The endless tweaking, tracking, and hacking that leaves you more stressed than before. Productivity apps, fitness gadgets, even parenting advice—sometimes “optimizing” just optimizes the anxiety.
I bought five different apps to manage my schedule, and now I don’t have time to do anything. Classic optimization trap.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025
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optimystic

Supportively hopeful regarding either a deep submergence rescue vehicle (DSRV) or a crystal-ball-gazing spiritualist.
Jack Ryan was optimystic dat his buddy Skip Tyler's mini-sub could help prevent a showdown between America and da U.S.S.R.
by QuacksO December 15, 2025
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Better Option?

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.
Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.
by AberFitch1220 March 2, 2009
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Pareto optimal

A sophisticated way to say, "Life is not always fair"
Person A: How come Hillary Clinton didn't win the 2008 primaries?

Person B: Well...life in many ways is Pareto optimal. Besides I heard from someone that her campaign slogan was, "Anarchy is my policy for men."
by paisleynotes November 2, 2009
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