A code for "jerking off" by british spies during the 1940s.
Semen is a very effective invisible ink. Like other invisible inks, semen is undetectable when it dries out, but it has one big advantage over its competitors it doesn't react to iodine vapor. Since iodine vapor was the main detection method for invisible ink during the war, writing code in semen meant that even if a message was intercepted, its secrets most likely wouldn't be revealed.
This technique was actually used in the field, where only one flaw was found: its distinctive smell. While fresh "ink" apparently didn't give off too malodorous a scent, one spy in Copenhagen stored his jam in jars, causing his letters to "stink to high heaven," and was told that a "fresh operation" was necessary for each communique.
Semen is a very effective invisible ink. Like other invisible inks, semen is undetectable when it dries out, but it has one big advantage over its competitors it doesn't react to iodine vapor. Since iodine vapor was the main detection method for invisible ink during the war, writing code in semen meant that even if a message was intercepted, its secrets most likely wouldn't be revealed.
This technique was actually used in the field, where only one flaw was found: its distinctive smell. While fresh "ink" apparently didn't give off too malodorous a scent, one spy in Copenhagen stored his jam in jars, causing his letters to "stink to high heaven," and was told that a "fresh operation" was necessary for each communique.
Spy 1: We need to send a secret message to our allies
Spy 2: ..but we're all out of iodine
Spy 1: Just do a fresh operation
Spy 2: ..but we're all out of iodine
Spy 1: Just do a fresh operation
by Inzo65115651 April 24, 2014
Get the fresh operationmug. Operation Piss Monkey Go! GO! GO!
by Kloroks May 17, 2021
Get the Operation Piss Monkeymug. When one operates, tactically
To navigate a situation with precision and learned technique, generally operationally
Derived from a meme originating from 4chan's /k/ board
To navigate a situation with precision and learned technique, generally operationally
Derived from a meme originating from 4chan's /k/ board
I was operating operationally inna woods one day
by SpeedDreamin' January 12, 2018
Get the operatingmug. Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.
I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.
by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025
Get the OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMERmug. NYPD's Operations Unit usually alerts dispatch (central) of shots being fired at a specific location by utilization of ShotSpotter technology, which detects gunshots. If operations calls into Central and they don’t answer, Operations is just going to disappear. This is known as the “Operations Special Attack” because when Operations comes over the radio, everyone gets excited for a possible man with a gun call, then they disappear, making everyone more disappointed than my mother when I left her womb.
by PossiblySebo March 21, 2023
Get the Operations' Special Attackmug. The process of a man wearing a strap on and having intercourse with another person. Meanwhile the person strokes the strap on male's penis. When the male is about to cum, the person will the proceed to grab the strap on male's testicles to release the crane and deliver your prize.
Lets pretend were at the arcade tonight. We can play crane operator and see if you can win any prizes.
by CodeNameGoldMember September 30, 2021
Get the Crane Operatormug. by TobiWanKenobi April 17, 2020
Get the Operation Smug.