Nub Pumpist

a combination of the words "Nub" and the guy that pumps your gas.

Wilfred was such a nub pumpist once, but now he runs his own gas station.

by BigBurlyBalls January 11, 2008

Nub

A loser or someone who has no life.

Shut up Savannah, You're suck a nub!

by hsbajsbhjdbajsbchjas March 10, 2010

Chuddle nubs

Nubs for chuddling; nubs to be chuddled

He got down and dirty with the chuddle nubs he picked up last weekend

by vincent_gerhard May 26, 2018

nub

usually used in Homestuck as a way to say shoulder, chest, knee, pair of short horns, or even a tree.

"Take t) (e c) (ip off your nub"
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"to get off my nub"
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"nub slappers"
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"UP TO MY PO1NTY L1TTL3 NUBS"
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"BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB"

by Z31F3R_K October 1, 2022

nub

an extremely boring person who can never relate to your sense of humor or your taste in anything

Geeeez Tim is such a nub he didn't even laugh at my joke

by Youwish53X December 14, 2015

Grundle Nub

The male clitoris, located conveniently close to the party and the exit.

This banana hammock has no padding for my grundle nub, it's rubbed raw!

by cash-hunta December 7, 2009

Nub Pud

The post apocalyptic size of a penis after taking Testosterone blocking drugs for Cancer. It may be a very large clitoris now.

My best buddy has turned into a nub pud instead of a team player.

by Happy Cancer Guy May 18, 2018