November 5th

November 5th is national slap ass day slap anyones ass its fine (DO NOT GET CAUGHT IF UR AT SCHOOL)

Today is November 5th National Slap Ass Day

by Weieeeeee November 4, 2019

November 21

November 21st is National Daddy Pig Day, dress up like him, or worship him. RESPECT DADDY

"Why is everyone wearing a picture of daddy pig on their shirt?"
"Because it's November 21st!"

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes October 26, 2019

November Challenge

The November Challenge is when a guy goes without jacking himself off for the entire month of November. Usually this challenge fails or the guy is lucky and gets some ass.

Damn! Colin totally lost the November Challenge!

by EdieC November 22, 2006

November 7

Moan or Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend on the lips/cheek

Girl : huh? Why are you close to me?
Boy : it’s November 7
Girl : oh yea 😏

by goddsee175 November 5, 2019

November 27

The day when the most beautiful, smart, and silliest boy was born

John: Hey did you hear about November 27th
Joe: Yeah that’s my birthday!
John: Well, apparently not because you’re dumber than a rock

by Bystander-pineapple November 12, 2019

November 19

November 19th is National Hug and Kiss your Girl Bestie day!

“Guy 1-Dude go hug Sara it’s November 19th!”
“Guy 2-Omg ok!”

by welovethat84 November 14, 2019

November 29

The day absolute crackheads and total assholes were born, NATIONAL MAKE OUT WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY

Friend 1: Hey! It’s November 29
Friend 2: Oh yea, I have to make out with my crush!
Friend 3: GUYS ITS MY B DAY IM A CRAACKKKHEEAAAADDD

by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019