The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
by OOOHicumpoop November 03, 2021
"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"
"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"
"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"
"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"
"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"
by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024
When you go out on a Wednesday and end up drinking more than you probably should have. Part of you feels like it was not necessary but it was, otherwise you would have waited until at least Thursday.
Sometimes written (Un)necessary Wednesday.
Sometimes written (Un)necessary Wednesday.
Kate: I am so hungover. How did dinner last night turn into drinking until 1am?
Tamara: It was Unnecessary Wednesday!
Tamara: It was Unnecessary Wednesday!
by tn March 24, 2016
1. That one friend that always seems to be obsessing over that game none of your other friends has ever actually played but for some reason they always want you to play it. It's not even your type of game. They just don't want to spoil it for you because it "Has such an interesting plot twist".
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.
"Y'know, Jess is being a real Wednesday today. Like seriously, what even is OMORI?"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"
by Twilight/Tokonoshi May 16, 2021
The one girl from Addams Family everyone thinks they are after watching the Netflix show though previously not knowing her existence.
Girl : OMG! I remind myself of Wednesday!
Boy : Oh yeah! The one day which everyone hates cause it shows the progress of the whole week which no one wants to know and is very disappointing and depressing to experience? Definitely sounds like you.
Boy : Oh yeah! The one day which everyone hates cause it shows the progress of the whole week which no one wants to know and is very disappointing and depressing to experience? Definitely sounds like you.
by yuhfreaky February 13, 2023