Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023

speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

by janicethefrog October 27, 2023

speed gun

Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.

Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"

Dode: Bro seriously? lmao

by minebob October 8, 2019

Allah speed

God speed, but for Muslims.

Allah speed to you as well.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.

"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"

by Idle Mind May 16, 2014

The speed of fast

When someone is zooming

That man is zooming at the speed of fast

by Word_God October 6, 2021

Kallevig Speed

The art of walking faster than speed walking. If you need to get down the school halls FAST but can’t run? Walk at KALLEVIG SPEED? Lines too long? Just walk at KALLEVIG SPEED to get there faster?

Alright, Kallevig Speed everyone, we’re late

by Charles Bishop June 14, 2021