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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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Jesse O'Halloren

hot so hot just so so hot beautiful the most gorgeous man sexy sexy man so sexy mmmm sex master
"If I had to use one word to describe Jesse O'Halloren it would be hot"
"He's such a Jesse"
by Jesse's Bitch March 17, 2021
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Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.
“Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells
by Tenstars June 4, 2023
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Jess Bass

Don't fuck with Jess Bass! She will beat the shit outta you!
by TiddyThalula July 2, 2021
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Jesse Whiteman

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.
by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021
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jesse neuman

A gamer that has 100 thousand gamer score that likes to sits on cheeseburger and like to watch anime
by Swift hawk420 October 22, 2020
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Jesse McKeddie

A miniscule man who complains about being short and always says he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. His first girlfriend turned trans a year later and doesn't date men, also kissed them in a forest but will deny any knowledge of this
Person 1 "You see Jesse McKeddie i heard he said "" I pray to god that i grow 4 inches to be 6 foot""
Person 2 "what a weirdo
by LLeonard January 7, 2022
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