warm noodle

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.

Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.

by crustmeister December 18, 2017

strain the noodles

urinate

Man, that lemonade makes me want to strain the noodles!

by jesuslikescorndogs October 23, 2011

noodle pack

A persons brain

Aye I caught that nigga LACKIN shot him right in his noodle pack

by Smartestautisticniggaalive March 4, 2019

Noodle Squid

When someone is upset but can't keep the laughter in during an argument/fight

Cheyenne your being a real noodle squid and I can't take you seriously.

by Beastslayer0915 October 19, 2020

sweet noodles

awesome, wicked, sick, etc

instead of "that was sick!"

"sweet noodles dude"

by threefish October 8, 2011

Noodle Nubbers

Unusually long and round nipples

It was so cold you could totally see her Noodle Nubbers

by DickDrangus December 24, 2013

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah October 25, 2015