Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.

My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.

by thatguy527 September 23, 2015

Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.

"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"

by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022

Hot-sexual

A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.

This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.

“Hey I’m a hot-sexual, only am attractive to hot chicks”

by Swaggy9121 July 16, 2021

Homie sexual

When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.

Being gay towards the boys is not gay it’s Homie sexual

by Kipzafterlife September 7, 2019

Snow Sexual

Someone who is deeply in-love with Snow White.

I love Snow White. I am Snow Sexual

by sawyerrduv March 19, 2021

sexual cardinality

Sexual Cardinality (Cardinality from set theory) is a word for the trait defining a person's numerical preference of romantic partners.

Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}

"What's your sexual orientation and sexual cardinality?"

Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"

by Eclias September 4, 2015

Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 18, 2019