sorry not sorry

when you apologise but you don’t really mean it.

when u apologise because people have took ur opinion the wrong way.

when someone apologise because you don’t understand.

im sorry not sorry that you don’t understand what i mean

by jenandcae June 21, 2021

Sorry to keep you waiting

Phrase used by the supreme leader, the one and only Mr D. Often used when the mentioned above arrives anywhere late.

Hello everyone! Sorry to keep you waiting.

by N1993RS February 17, 2025

extra special sorry

1. A terrified apology.

2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.

I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!

I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.

by ergolynn February 20, 2010

sorry for nothin

when your mad u will prob use this

fuck you goodbye sorry for nothin

by bloodhoundnevgondie April 18, 2023

sorry

a shitty excuse

im sorry i farted in the jello mommy

by hippieCrack July 14, 2016

Sorry

Something I'm not... Outside of the wild coincidence. THAT I'm sorry for but literally nothing else. And I'm only mildly sorry. It's more amusing than anything.

Hym "I'm sorry that I threatened him instead of just murdering them all. There, happy? I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry at all. For anything. And again. You CANNOT stand not being able to control me. You, whoever you're cooperating with. That's alright. Your cancer priest is burning in the hell I've made for him. Know that for certain. Or die and go see it for yourself. Sorry. Maybe I'll forgive him later."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Sorry Tourettes

When somebody will constantly say sorry for no apparent reason

P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes

by NoVanity July 29, 2021