Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Nelson primary school, Whitton

Nelson is a shitty racist school, unable to see potential of clever students. They do not care for bullying at all

hey, Nelson primary school, Whitton is such a bad school.

by MHA_the_anime October 1, 2023

Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

Jalen nelson

the boyfriend to jazelle Neal and a yummy kid

hmmm I want me a peice of that Jalen nelson

by wxandzrs April 26, 2024

Nelson

A person that feels nothing all the time

Nelson feels nothing

by El señor de la nada November 29, 2021

Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!

I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .

by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021

Nelson

A Nelson is a kid with severe brain damage

Look at Isaac Next to Nelson. Isaac Looks so cute

- Girls

by ItzPlix December 5, 2021