Riverside, new jersey

a little 1 square mile town. but within that town lies 7000 illegal immigrates and 3001 drugged out americans. i must honestly tell you this town is very diverse. it's has skin heads, wiggers, nerds, jocks. the high school is still thinks it's 10,000 B.C theres no technology. band geeks are the popular ones in this school jocks are losers. if you dont smoke cigarettes your an outcast. every girl in the town is a super slut. sure there are cool people because most of are chilled. but never come to riverside looking for a fight because no one fights clean. if you wanna get jumped come on in and act tough. the principal in high school does coke.

when you walk into riverside, new jersey you'll be think you walked into the twilight zone.

by Action Basterd January 31, 2010

Madison, New Jersey

The best town in New Jersey. We have, undeniably, the best center of town. It's amusing watching the pathetic Chatham residents take the long walk of shame into the Rose City. Even spell-check doesn't acknowledge Chatham as a word, whereas Madison is perfect. The high school students, an eclectic group of Madison and Harding residents, are overall smarter, more athletic, and just plain better than those of surrounding towns. If you are looking to move into an overall wealthy, great, and family-oriented town, Madison is the place to be.

Dude, where should we go for lunch?

Uh, isn't it obvious? We gotta get our asses over to Madison, New Jersey.

by BornThisWayUrbanDictionary May 12, 2011

Newark, New Jersey

Newark, New Jersey A.K.A Brick City.

Newark is the largest city in New Jersey, United States, and the county seat of Essex County. Newark the 64th largest city in the U.S.
The third oldest city in the nation, Newark represents centuries of magnificent architecture, arts, culture, and industry.

Famous People of Newark:

Jason Alexander
Amiri Baraka
Tisha Campbell
Gloria Gaynor
Savion Glover
Whitney Houston
Jerry Lewis
Shaquille O'Neal
Joe Pesci
Redman
Ice-T
Rah Digga
Philip Roth
Eva Marie Saint
Frankie Valli
Sarah Vaughan

Newark, New Jersey, USA..

Many GREAT people have originated or passed through.... You will not be GREAT until YOU do.

by Nyeama August 19, 2008

Longhill, New Jersey

a small, quaint little group of towns in New Joisey that consists of a undiverse population. First, the "guidos and guidettes". Most of these people are 50% or less italian, but think if they eat pasta that they have claim to a popular descent that is widely accepted as attractive in New Jersey. Next, we have the asians. They overachieve and compensate for the lack of intelligence of their peers. Finally, we have the Others. These may consist of Germans, French, Irish, ect. They make up a small portion of the tiny population. These groups attend CMS, or Central Middle School, then move on the WHRHS. There most fade in to the backround unless they are willing to give it up.

The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.

LH kid 1: Dang, the cops caught me throwing toilet paper!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.

CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!

LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!

CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!

LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!

by An Observer of Italianism March 30, 2010

Deptford New Jersey

The breeding grounds for future crackheads and potheads.

"Yo, we don't have to move to Camden to be gangsta, Homes. We from Norfwood. We Deptford New Jersey niggas!"

by Melissa mose December 13, 2006

Mount Misery and Mount Misery Road (new jersey)

Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!

mount misery and mount misery road (new jersey) is very creepy but awesome!

by i<3anime July 3, 2011

Florence New Jersey

Small town, everyone knows everyone. A lot of moms gossiping drama on the town Facebook page. Next to roebling where the crackheads will rob you after they get off the riverline. Mallard creek kids think there life is bad even though they are rich. Roccos is the only good pizza place in town. Debbie’s has good ice cream. A lot of teenagers smoking pot at the docks in there Honda’s. But anyway it ain’t too bad after all ya know?

ah Florence New Jersey, far from paradise

by Yeah your welcome July 21, 2019