nate joke

An offensive dark joke that usually pertains to race or sexism.

Guy one: "If woman are just as strong as men then why do they keep getting raped?"
Guy two: "That's such a nate joke."

by Cletus will conquer all December 23, 2017

Nate's momS

Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.

English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.

by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018

Nate

The ownership of a little brother who annoys you and, makes horrible food.

Today my brother was being a total nate, when he kicked me in the mouth.

by Pasta Boi January 6, 2020

Nate

He has funny looking ears

“That guy has some weird ears, he must be a Nate

by darnoldr02 January 23, 2020

NATE

Nate is the sweetest person you will ever meet, he is so funny and so kind hearted. When he is in a relationship he is the most loyal person ever, he has never done a girl wrong and he never will. he usually gets taken advantage of for his kindness, but he still never changes his way towards others. Nate is always there for you no matter what. Nate is also a basketball player who is decent, but will shine later on. Don’t sleep on Nate.

“Dang I wanna be like Nate”

by Nothingbutfacts23 January 29, 2020

Nate

Annoying kid that plays christian music on a cheap speaker with way to much bass.

“someone needs to take Nates speaker away”

by Jessicaelba March 25, 2020

Nate

Someone who eats the cheese like substance found on the underside of a scrotum.

“Did you see that Nate licking the ball sack clean?”

by Doggie Diskus April 2, 2020