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My ass

The thing that wiggles and jiggles insert totally ugly hoe
My ass is 50-50 fat
by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
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Shunt in my ass

An expression for something annoying that sucks your energy
That homeless guy took my money. What a shunt in my ass!
by younggong May 16, 2025
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niggers in my ass

a term mostly used for when a nigga sneaks in your asshole
kayden: oh no! there’s niggers in my ass!
niggers: stop crying and take this shit nigga (clap clap clap gulp gulp gulp) kayden that shi so fat white boy i see the ocean in that ass
by G6$niper864 December 20, 2023
mugGet the niggers in my assmug.

Look at my ass

Means you are annoying/You hated me and now my ass is bigger than yours and I have glowed up(sentence NOT meant to insult any Sallies I needed a name for example)
"Look at my ass Sally, you don't deserve my friendship or companionship
by TheSpicyBisexualRavenclaw November 1, 2020
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My ass

The phatest ass around
Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"
by CoolBeanz! February 8, 2021
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Trans my ass

When you/someone want to express that you do not believe that any
girl with a dick would be automatically "trans" or every person with a
vagina would be "female". Also when you say that categorising everyone
into either "trans*", "cis*" or "inter*" is as stupid and oldschool as putting
a baby with a vagina always into pink cloth.
"After I told her I wasn´t born with a cunt she started to tell me a transgender all
time, so I reacted very "trans my ass" to make her understand how fucked up this is".
"They do not want him to speak at the demonstration because of his clear "trans my ass"
opinions that are not legit with the lgbtiq mainstream".
by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019
mugGet the Trans my assmug.

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.
"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."
by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024
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