owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018

Shunt in my ass

An expression for something annoying that sucks your energy

That homeless guy took my money. What a shunt in my ass!

by younggong May 16, 2025

My ass

The thing that wiggles and jiggles insert totally ugly hoe

My ass is 50-50 fat

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

quack my ass

1)to shove a duck up your ass.
2) To say quack into someones ass hole

i order you to quack my ass

by Spoopy_taco_cat May 5, 2018

Suck my ass

Suck my ass (sma) tells someone you don't give 1 fuck about who they are and why they exist. Dont give a fuck about what they say or do. SUCK MY ASS

Shelly: " Your so ugly and a fat bitch "
You: " Suck my ass Shelly "

by TEen VIcToriA September 29, 2018

head up my ass

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you

Today I have my head up my ass about chris

by radical female May 21, 2014

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.

“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023