Modest Mouse

One of the most over hyped bands consisting of whiny edge lords whose nuts are hugged by hipsters.

Wow, Modest Mouse is so cool. I love how cool they are, they’re so cool that they’re not cool, which is also cool and ironic.

Man, I love being a hipster.

by Big hate October 31, 2021

Child molester

Taking your Attraction and using to fuck someone you don't have the right to fuck.

Kendra is basically a child molester as the retard has the mind of a child and she is molestering him.

by Hym Iam December 8, 2020

modest moused

when a fourteen year old douchebag that only talks about weed and modest mouse splooges in his under garmets when he meets the band of his dreams (modest mouse)

Dude Dalton justed Modest Moused in his pants!

by Lester themelester February 8, 2010

molestache

When a person, more humorous when they happen to be female, has a mole above her upper lip area, supplemented with a mousatche, varying in thickness.

Dude, look at that chick's molestache.

by Nick (2) Chris Sean etc etc March 20, 2004

lester the molester cockerstuf

A urban dictionary bitch who in real life would never say that too said person face but instead post it on here.

Yeah I was on Facebook and someone had a fake account and talked shit about me he would never say it too my face yeah he's such a lester the molester cockerstuf.

by You're better September 29, 2017

molestache

A cheesy mustache that gives the wearer the appearance of a stereotypical 1970s child molester.

John's new molestache makes me want to hide my kid whenever I see him

by delapine April 30, 2010

Modesto

Body like Adonis, strikingly handsome, captivating smile, natural muscle build, skin as smooth as silk yet he's rough rugged and raw. The life of the party, quick witted, articulate and charming; this man will have you out of your pants in no time. All the LOVER you'll ever need. Everyone loves Moe, until you're his: selfish, mean, fat head liar, his motto,"eating ain't cheating", Ho's flock from all over because of muscles and tattoos, shallow ass bitches can have him. He sucks you into his world of manipulation, and fantasy. Make you think it was your idea to have a threesome. Yells about what a great sex life he has with his girl so other bitches want a taste. Unless you have knowledge of quantum physics, your life will go into a downward spiral of hell dating this man. Only good for a fuck! Stay away

Modesto: I love my girlfriend, she's a tiger in the sack, man she gives the best blow jobs.
Ho: I bet I can do better
Moe: Go ahead give it a try
Girlfriend: you're such a douchebag

by x10tigerlilly October 9, 2016