middle school crisis

Like a mid-life crisis, except you're in middle school. Typically had in 7th grade, but can occur throughout middle school.

"Daniel, I think I'm going through a middle school crisis..."

by himynameisxtd January 5, 2017

Pikesville Middle School

An okay school in BCPS that is filled with Baltimore County people that think they are from Baltimore City, white people trying to be black, rich kids, kids zoned for Owings Mills Middle, memes, and gray sweatpants. Whether you like it or not, Pikesville Middle is a way of life.

Person 1: Oh, you go to Pikesville Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: What's it like?
Person 2: Memes, gray sweatpants, and "thugs" that live in Baltimore County

by pmsisewwwww March 26, 2019

middle school toilets

the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.

eww, that middle school toilets smells like old eggnog and fart bombs!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Orono Middle School

Orono Middle School is a school in MN that is a school full of Fuck Boys and bitchy girls! everybody at this school is rich and rude! you get little to no snow days. The average income of an orono parent is $100,000! people are soooo cliquey.

WOW that girl was a bitch she must be from Orono Middle School.

by bitchygirl101 June 7, 2018

attea middle school

A school in the North Shore of course and can’t forget a Glenview middle school! Packed with a whole bunch of thots and whores. If you go there you probably will vape or as they call it fiend at least once. The teachers are bitches but they become pretty chill after a bit. The principal is a whole different story with big ric! The boys either are popular or lame and they dress like frat boys or 5th boys, not the cutest boys. Some are cute and there are maybe like 2 hot ones. The girls are all averagely pretty but they’re all fake and have the rudest sense of humor even though it is funny. This school is only good if you have friends. The girls are all thots trying to hookup with the same guys. Some ppl at attea are normal but mainly they are all too grown for their age. The teachers hate all the kids. They have one giant Mexican group that eats takis and blasts music in the morning cafeteria. The Indians are all smart and rich, same with the Asians. The girls are mainly white with swell bottles and hydroflasks, lululemon leggings, Nike Air Force ones or vans, college sweatshirts, Nike socks, and scrunchies. They’re all super basic. You also won’t find a guy best friend bc all the guys are surprisingly fake! Great sports teams tbh except don’t join lame sports or any clubs! Shitty but great school.

Henry-“Yo what school do you go to?”
Maddy- “Attea Middle School.”
Henry-“Heard that’s a hell-hole!”
Maddy-“You’re not wrong.”

by youreathottiegn April 11, 2019

brabham middle school

Hell

Brabham middle school is the worst school of all time

by A kid that is sad February 5, 2018

biddeford middle school

Stupid ass school that doesn't barley let us do shit the principal is a douche and I fucking hate that school and that is where all the girls talk shot about each other and then turn around and go hang out with the girls they were talking shut about like tf .

Do you wanna go to biddeford middle school son?

Answer: Nah I'd rather die or go to sms

by Lokeud3472 November 24, 2017