Michael

A fat and ugly faggot who threatens people by trying to fart on them. He is one of the worst people on the planet. He is gay and sucks dick for 30 cents. He is 7 times above his average body weight

Son, don't turn out like that Michael over there

by Flash_O_Matic May 4, 2018

Michael

An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.

Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.

by AnimalGamer906 March 27, 2019

Michael

This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.

Michael is talking to Katie, Bailey,and Lexi saying I love you to all them. Michaels a whore.

by TheRealistTalk..... June 4, 2019

Michael

Michael is a great boyfriend, SIKE HE IS A FRIENDLY ASS HOE THAT IS IN EVERY BITCH FACE, TREATS OTHER BITCHES BETTER AND ACTS LIKE THEY MEAN MORE TO HIM MORE THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND

Girl:You know Michael?
Other girl: Duh he fucc with everyone homegirls

by Job Needed January 5, 2019

Michael

cult leader

you're such a fucking Michael

by jesus2222 May 21, 2018

Michael

1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance

3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh

Michael: "I struggled to keep up with the boys last night"
Girls: *Laughing*

by Kashmoney2212 August 1, 2018

Michael

The guy who steals your friends

"I use to be a really good friend of Josh but now Ruby stole him"
"Damn what a michael"

"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"

by Shubidupam August 24, 2018