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The Mexican Panda

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.
The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda
by Adam Paul December 18, 2004
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mexican doorbell

Honking your car outside your hootchie's house to come out.
The annoying assed Mexicans next door always use their fucking mexican doorbell, pisses the shit out me, get out of your fucking car and knock on the door.
by kevinNoHo July 16, 2006
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Mexican Gay

The belief that having unprotected anal sex with another man does not qualify them as homosexual as long as they are the giver. Typically hispanic.
Julio's wife is in Mexico, so he fucks dudes to get by when he cant find a woman, thus making him Mexican Gay.
by Studftw April 17, 2008
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Mexican Clown Car

Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.
by bigscottlarock May 25, 2011
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Mexican carousel

Having sex for an extended period of time, in multiple positions, until one or both partners completely break down, run out of gas, and/or sustain injuries.
Last night my boyfriend and I did a Mexican Carousel and I can barely walk straight today.

Trying a Mexican Carousel at age 50 almost killed me. I thought I was having a heart attack.
by Tornado608 December 11, 2018
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Mexicans with Sharpies

The small group of young hispanic ladies who get a little "creative" while applying eyeliner. See picture
Look at the herd of Mexicans with Sharpies coming at us!
by Smelly80222 April 24, 2006
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mexican myspace

the display of ones family on the back window of the family vehichle, depicted by stick figures, sometimes including the family pets.
"check out that escalade in front of us. that fools got his whole family tree on his mexican myspace"
by mooose01 April 15, 2008
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