Bell merchant

Someone who deals in bell ends a lot

Jono is such a bell merchant

by David Byrne December 4, 2005

Smear Merchant

The Dude when he is not abiding to being his royal dudeness.

After rolling a gutter ball he want next-level Smear Merchant.

by richfuel December 19, 2019

Blackout Merchandise

Whenever there is a Blackout, items such as T.V.'s. Stereos, Game Systems or anything stolen during the Blackout is considered Balckout Merchandise

Hey Steve, gotta come to my basement and see my new flat screen
Steve: Ah shit man that musta dug deep into your pocket
Rioter: Naw man its Blackout Merchandise from yesterday, My wife got a Wii!

by Steve to giant November 30, 2009

Feather merchant

A feather merchant is a homosexual most often a really ugly or retarded person or animal. (or something else)

What the hell are you doing you fucking feather merchant!

by Your mom is a feather merchant January 18, 2010

feather merchant

a retarded person that is also a homosexual and is extremely ugly and fat.

you feather merchant

by im awesome beyond everything January 18, 2010

MerShemi

Kazakstan word for hello

"MerShemi, in kazakstan we like to sing...
O Kazakstan kazackstan kazakstan O Kazakstan O Kazakstan kazakstan!!"

"i want a wife, but if she cheat on me i crush her!!"

"you remind me of my wife!!"...
"haha"
..."why you laugh? she is dead!!"

by dan is my slave May 8, 2003

merphage

Used to describe an awful day; when one has had a suckish day, one uses the term merphage to describe it.

Ash: How was your day?
Char: Merphage.
Ash: Scuze me?
Char: SUCKISH!
Ash: Right. well. you didnt have to yell.

by CourtesyofCharlotte February 11, 2009