A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.
"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022
Get the Maria Pizarromug. Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.
That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though
by Giant alien phallus December 8, 2017
Get the filthy Mariamug. 
by raul navapipi June 2, 2019
Get the The maria specialmug. by kekkekeke May 18, 2022
Get the Maria Høyvikmug. Maria-Yamouna is the type of person who’s a bit freaky on the inside. She has a little obsession with sharting and pissing, and appreciates it when people call her stinky. She believes in normalizing walking around naked and loves sleeping naked. Be careful though cause she can turn a bit psycho at times and will scare you. Nevertheless she is so beautiful and hot, and is one of the most stylish and trendy people you’ll ever meet. She’s a giver and will always make you feel loved. Sometimes she doesn’t know when to shut up and can be very very loud. Lastly, she’s def a big wine lover.
by Maria-Yamouna November 22, 2021
Get the Maria-Yamounamug. Maria Luiza is the perfect girl. Beautiful, smart and loyal, she will be with you in all situations. Very funny, she likes to be with her friends and family all the time. She can teach you a lesson if you do her any harm, whether that lesson is good or bad. She would do anything to help the one she loves, a really warm, strong and warrior soul indeed. A powerful heroine princess.
"- Have you seen Maria Luiza? I really need her help."
"- Yeah, she helped me with my homework yesterday. So kind and beautiful... isn't she?"
"- Yeah, she helped me with my homework yesterday. So kind and beautiful... isn't she?"
by Sparkle One November 24, 2021
Get the Maria Luizamug.