Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

mapleboarding

One of the many forms of torture used by the Canadian government in the interrogation and punishment of prisoners. mapleboarding (called "maple syrup torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down in a vat of 100% pure Canadian maple syrup. The syrup makes it impossible to breathe and the person feels as if they are about to drown; simultaneously, the thick, viscous sweet fluid constantly bombarding their senses slowly brings them to gustatorial ecstasy. In the end, the prisoner experiences wildly contradictory feelings of panic and bliss, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more delicious, delicious torture.

The RCMP uses mapleboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by The mapleboarder August 2, 2021

MapleSyrupMan

MapleSyrupMan is slang for a stereotypical Canadian man

Your a MapleSyrupMan

by JustaTruthfullGuy August 5, 2021

Maplease

Show me a map, a picture of a map or a directional diagram… please.
Simple answer to laziness of not being bothered to look up a map yourself or to find a location.
Maplease.

Maplease

by Ozymuk September 17, 2021

Mapley

Relating to everything about Canada and being Canadian.

My best friend is from Canada and he's a proud Mapley.

by miaviotrio August 30, 2021

Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021

maple syrup

a hot non canadian powerhouse with a large dick opposite of gloryburner and or amborz

dude maple syrup is so hot and cool

by not maple syrup January 4, 2022