Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man

Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸

Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

meatball mustache

When you motorboat a mans balls

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache

by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017

mrs mustache

a very fat old lady that is bossy and has a thick mustache

GET TO WORK!!!

Me:ok mrs mustache

by mcvlis;oicj;lzvpJC ;bixv[ouvso April 25, 2019

Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.

That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.

by basher09 September 7, 2021

Mustache

Booger wiper, mainly according to women.

"Shave your mustache, Jake!"

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

by Silky mane May 24, 2021

Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022