Hips have been pulled over, booty has been hit, a CALM HAS COME OVER ME..My woman was there for me, cause I'm going to work and GET FUCKED ALL DAY!
by Peppi! December 23, 2007
The text one sends when they wake up from a good night sleep, it is a text sent in response to a text sent to them the previous night, when they unknowingly fell asleep on a convertextion. Mostly sent to not be rude even though the most common response to the morning text will be "what?", because the person receiving the morning text does not remember the convertextion that conspired the previous night.
Guy 1: Hey, how did the fight with Jenny go last night
Guy 2: Oh shit, I totally fell asleep on her
Guy 1: Dude, just send her a morning text
Guy 2: Good idea
Guy 2: Oh shit, I totally fell asleep on her
Guy 1: Dude, just send her a morning text
Guy 2: Good idea
by Mocha Bear December 24, 2009
The act of ejaculating on your partners face while he/she sleeps, screaming "morning sunshine" to wake them up.
by Dirtball April 08, 2003
A name that some satanist have for satan that dates back to ancient times,so old in fact that it's in the bible. In the book of Job believed the oldest book in the bible.
satan was associated with the morning star and thus the name son of the morning.
satan was associated with the morning star and thus the name son of the morning.
by The Fury 13 September 19, 2010
The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"
by JBry September 18, 2008
When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.
"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard
by Belgian fool February 19, 2010
The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
by watermalone69 January 23, 2019