e-monic possession

electronic demonic possession

as e-mail or email is electronic mail

Dude1: Hey guys
Dude2: BLARARUUUGGHGHGGHGHG KILL THE GOATS DRINK THEIR BLOOD
Dude1: omg e-monic possession
Dude3: Hey yeah I read about that in Time

by The Real Hans Gruber December 25, 2007

2 Eyed Monical

Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical

Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl

Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.

Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.

Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.

Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?

Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.

by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008

montcalm

the poorest, dirtiest, and crappiest school in L.O.C (london, ontario, canada). Gets no respect from any other school or adults or even its own teachers. We're the future and excel in the business of McDonald's. About 50% or less make it to College/University. 60% of the kids are immigrants, 30% are asian, 30% are white, 5% are black, and another 5% are hispanic

where do you goto?
-montcalm
dont talk to me!

by word September 9, 2004

Montcalm

The best high school in London, Ontario. Shit, we're fuckin' awesome. We've got these video announcements broadcasted live by other students, and we've got plenty of extra-curricular stuff. Our volleyball and basketball teams are awesome, we've got full-sized lockers, two music rooms, a dance studio, a kick-ass drama room, a big-ass auditorium, a big-ass cafeteria, a big-ass gym, and a small gym as well. We've got the coolest teachers, biggest change-rooms out of all high-schools in the city, the best student council ever, and that one narrow hallway for some reason.

Dude, do you go to Montcalm?
Yeah
You're awesome! I wish I could be like you and go to the cool high school as opposed to that shitty school I go to!

by Super_Awesome_Backflip November 29, 2011

Mohican

A blowjob given by a chick wearing a whipped cream moustache. Also referred to as a "hawk eye," "long rifle," or "James Fenimore Cooper."

Dude, my girlfriend recieved a terrible case of oral syphilis after she gave a Mohican the other day!

by C-Prime December 9, 2008

Monicornies

An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creature alive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.

Bob:Hey Jill! Look at those sexy beasts over there!
Jill: Those are Monicornies, Bob

by Ninja master Phil November 23, 2010

Municate

Verb.

What happens when you stand up too fast and feel dizzy.

Dude. I totally municated just now.

by poopurself May 21, 2018