Mis-wank

Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.

i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.

by T-monks September 3, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

mi ying

Mi Ying is the best person ever and will survive anything. She is an elite human who everyone should bow down to

‘no way you know mi ying, i wish i knew her! she’s literally god’

by swagmoneyyolo69 November 23, 2021

DO MI TI

a slang expressing a sense of frustration about why a particular opportunity or success hasn't come to the person saying it.

referencing to mitski's known song "washing machine heart" as it preceeds and therefore alludes to the phrase "why not me"

"can't come, have to take care of my baby brother"

"DO MI TIIII"

"GOT THE TICKET FOR THE CONCERT!! mia and i are gonna have sm funn!"

"do mi tiiii"

by bruhhmir December 16, 2023

hi mi an hou

When someone tries to say “Hi I am an hour late” but has a brain and finger seizure while doing it.

Chris-“Hey, Zack, I’m hungry”
1 hour later
Zack: “hi mi an hou”

by A Jolly Balaclava April 26, 2020

mis smith

she thinks she can dance but she actually looks like a hobo trying to wank. she also tells girls to eat her out ans she says here shoes are designer but there the bobbing ton market

mis smith told me to eat here out

by I am Mr moose January 30, 2018

Mi Sueno

To Mi Sueno. Meaning to use engine, autopilot and ir A/C during any part of a sail, whether you are racing or not.

It was an easy sail back. We Mi Suenoed all the the way home.

by Child enthusiast. May 16, 2016