Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.
Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment
by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022
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Josh matthews

3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)
by The vimtoad November 09, 2018
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cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid
I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!
by da da da da da da da January 09, 2022
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matthew chen

/Adj./very Asian

/verb/ getting a good grade

/noun/ suppaaa asssiaaannn
Verb- Wow I got a Matthew Chen grade on this test.
Adj- Wow your (Asian) Matthew Chen
by Asainm March 19, 2017
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Matthew Medina

Most likely lives in San Antonio Texas and has curly hair. Probably a valorant addict and hard to talk to. However if you get to know him, you'll learn that he is not that smart and will often yell HELP in the middle of the hallway. Overall a good friend and always good to befriend a Matthew Medina.
Is michelle here MATTHEW MEDINA
by vehzy May 22, 2023
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katherine and matthew

A katherine and matthew are two people that makes out on a daily basis. They decided to not have feelings for each other and just have a straight hook up relationship. Now, they both secretly but not so secretly have feelings for each other.
"Oh look at that katherine and matthew couple!" said Joel.

"Yeh, hooking up as usual," said Rosy.
by M+G=L March 24, 2019
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emily matthews

A weird loser who has no friends. Is obsessed with stupid bands that make terrible music. Deserves to step on Lego because of how stupid she is. Is obsessed with freaks in eye liner
Who's that weirdo listening to Freaks in eye liner must be an emily Matthews
by Chazzawesome March 22, 2015
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