mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.

guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.

by jonny p stoufer July 28, 2010

mr booth

That one male teacher that, well, prefers the company of younger students in his crusty PE shed. He is also known as “smoothy boothy” and “the man who touched my elbow because he was jealous”

Wow mr booth has really scabby elbows

by Cunt eater 69,000 December 8, 2017

Mr. Torgue

Mr.Torgue is the allmightiest badass in all of the universe he cannot be stopped and if you throw him at someone than the person you throw him at will explode.

Mr. Torgue will end you all

by jseofa;fgao'sidhf June 3, 2018

mr.baldwin

He is a ugly ass bitch teacher that has no friends and needs help

Mr.baldwin bye slut

by Soso_112678 February 20, 2019

Mr Boon

Mr Boons are dramatic geniuses that are funny and kind. They get along with everyone and their patience is unbeatable. He gets along with his class well and inspires many.
He is tall, skinnny, wears glasses and always wears jeans and a button up shirts with dark blonde hair.
Mr Boons are secretly gods that roam the earth looking to spread happiness and Boons ‘things that are helpful or beneficial’. Originating on the planet poopstick they travelled to earth to complete their mission but du to their cravings for sausages they mostly inhabit Australia.

Mr Boon: *Walks in*
Class: MR BOON! MR BOON! MR BOON!
Mr Boon: Why?
Callum: MIsTer BooOoOoN
Steph: What are we doing today Mr Boon?
Mr Boon: Theory, yay!!!
Class: We hate theory but we will do it because we love you Boon!

by SenseiWill March 19, 2019

Mr Timothy Young

Mr Timothy Young is a teacher and cover teacher at Budmouth Technology College, the prestigious school of great teachers. Creator of the literal internet, Winner of the Nobel Peace prize AND British sandcastle champion 1980, Mr Young is incredible in every single way imaginable. His superb teaching skills and generosity to allow his students to have independence throughout the lesson makes him stand out in his field.

Mr Timothy Young is my FAVOURITE teacher. He is such a responsible teacher, like when he moved me away from the leak in the ceiling next to a computer!

by pain-peko July 1, 2019

Mr Funnypants

A character populating the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is a total goofball and whose every breath, move and statement is incapacitatingly funny.

Please stop, Mr Funnypants, I’ve laughed myself nearly to death thanks to your unrelenting twisted commentary!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020