nut lover

A nut lover is a person with an afinity and obsession with nuts and loves them in their mouth.

Hillary is a nut lover.

by zack loves sushi June 29, 2018

Anal Lover

Someone who just can't get enough anal.

My friend Jack over there is an anal lover.

by Succulent glizzy November 12, 2020

attention lover

This is when some cunt fakes an illness,such as having blood cancer for attention and no one speaks up because they are too scared to do so.

if somebody faked theirselves having leukemia and your the only one who calls them out, everyone will call you an asshole because they want to act like they are helping and defending that person with leukemia.

There are many cases that this has happened.
People fake having autism and cancer for money all the time.
And they ask for donations to pay for their sickness. And they are never heard from again after they get the donations, because everyone is a fucking snowflake who doesnt want to hurt peoples feelings.
And when people do get scammed, they get angry and start agreeing with the person calling them out.

SHORT VERSION:

A person who guilt trips everyone by faking an illness and then nobody is willing to speak up because they will get shit by everyone.

Attention lover is a word!

by Big horse donkeys64 December 11, 2019

Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

Shoulder lover

A shoulder lover is someone with a fetish of shoulders commonly known as Logan! He likes to lick and take pictures of miners shoulders.

Boy 1: hey look at that chick over there

Logan: wow look at her amazing form of her shoulders

Boy1: wtf is wrong is wrong with you

Logan: I wonder if she will let me lick it

Boy 1: your a freaking shoulder lover
Girl walks toward boys

Boy 1: hey what up I’m Anthony

Logan: hey I’m Logan I like your shoulders

Girl: reports pervert to catholic school principal who’s going to prison

by Shoulderslover February 4, 2021

Useless lover

To feel if you have emotional compassion so strong for someone for so long, with all due respect, understanding and patience for they’re upmost comfort ability. An deal with slur, bs and drama from ever out source area of interest that you can’t do it anymore and will end this life and start COMPLETely over from erasing to restart your mother board type shit I’d you don’t get a straight forward sign now.

Useless lover. That’s what I am why was I Rasheed this way? A lover not a fighter! When the world is opposite of me I just want to be somebody else.. I’m done being me I’m a useless person. Society has no want or need for me.

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

lovers suicide

Lover’s suicide is where (usually two) people in some type of romantic relationship commit suicide together. It is usually caused by both partners wanting to kill themselves but know the other person can’t live without them. Both partners often find a sort of happiness that their last moments will be spent together.

Brian- “Did you hear what happened to Penelope and Lisa?”
Samuel- “Didn’t they go missing?”
Brian- “Yeah but someone reported their bodies this morning.”
Samuel- “Are they okay?”
Brian- …
Brian- “It was lovers suicide.”

by KurtisConnersLeftSock May 30, 2022