Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.
Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.
Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.
Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.
by Webster42 February 20, 2009
Get the Keystone Lightingmug. Hey Joe, why are you carrying that cactus around? Doesn’t it hurt your hands?
No Billy, it’s just sum light, you know what’s up
No Billy, it’s just sum light, you know what’s up
by Nick16 October 19, 2021
Get the Sum lightmug. Policeman, Sheriff, Forest Service, Security, Parking Enforcement, etc... Any authority that has a row of lights on its roof and can punish you.
by jackies April 14, 2006
Get the Light barmug. A person who like telling other people's secrets, make false rummors,and make promises often, but never keep it.
by Yum>_< September 15, 2009
Get the light mouthedmug. by StrawpidGuy January 11, 2020
Get the Gay lightsmug. L: if i told you who my valentine is, please dont tell her that i am her secret valentine for the school event, it wont be fun.
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
by mynameissofreakingawesome October 9, 2009
Get the light mouthmug. Yeah my friend Adam over here just dipped into the light a couple days ago. Response. “Oooohhh reallyyyy???”
by Kegstand May 28, 2020
Get the Dipped into the lightmug.