depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it

I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.

by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021

brian laundrie'd

When you strangle someone to death with your bare hands.

She just got Brian laundrie'd.
Shut up or I'll go all Brian Laundrie on your ass!

by C0rruptted October 31, 2021

Richard lander school

Piss taking twats be ready for a Chinese teacher to lob a door wedge at you and do not wear white socks cos it makes the uniform look bad you will be getting a fucking spanking for that

Richard lander school twats

by Cocksucker06 October 10, 2021

Fuck laundry

The clothes and shoes pulled off (usually by the door) in your hurry to get to boning.

I can tell my roommate has a 'guest' because of the fuck laundry left immediately inside the door.

by Riot Gere February 16, 2022

Beast Lander

Someone who is willing to fight even the toughest of people for you, even if he knows the risks.

Person 1: did you see my boyfriend standing up to the toughest guy in school??
Person 2: yeah. He really pulled a Beast Lander.

by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 18, 2022

Daniel Landers

An incredibly handsome and intelligent guy. Possesses excellent intuition and has somewhat of a psychic touch. A complete joy to be around.

I just had the best time ever. Such a Daniel Landers moment!

by Doc23007 April 9, 2022

Jayne Landers

Kindness is in my name,friendly with everyone and puts others before herself.Best at giving advice and guarantee y’all will be friends:)

Jayne Landers will the one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet.

by Jeffery Daniele la April 19, 2022