by rose kai is king April 28, 2021
Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.
Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.
Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.
person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."
by williambowery November 13, 2023
A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"
"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."
by ur mad x July 30, 2022
by this is me dont be sad May 15, 2022
He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.
Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).
Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).
by Homiemarlon January 09, 2020
Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.
by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021
the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.
by landoning September 03, 2019