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Landon

An idoit who thinks they are cool
Landon is a bully
by Dogtu December 11, 2019
mugGet the Landonmug.

Landon Bell

Landon bell has super puffy cheeks and he loves Liv, and playing with boys on a mat
by riley69kilroy April 20, 2022
mugGet the Landon Bellmug.

bruv x landon

The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.
landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:

*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*
by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 24, 2021
mugGet the bruv x landonmug.

landon

a succulent handsome man who makes you gravitate towards him with every word
im dating landon
by chaoticddmgamer October 25, 2024
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Landon

Landon is soooo ugly but, his bff Evelyn makes him sad bc she won't stop calling herself ugly, buthatic, and more and loves his friends and he definitely not athletic he cares for his friends a lot and trys his hardes to get his friends so smile and is very funny and messes with his friends by poking his friends in the neck He is really sweet sometimes and loves hanging out with his friends.
Girl 1 hey is that a landon yes he is really ugly

Girl 2 ik right he is thr ugliest boy
by Landon214 April 9, 2019
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Landon

Landon is a absolute bastard who needs to get a grip and stay the fuck away from anyone who tries to get close to him because he’s a abusive shit who’s gonna end up getting his head caved in.
person1: Look there’s landon
person2: let’s jump him
by sexy corben March 25, 2022
mugGet the Landonmug.

royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.
Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009
mugGet the royce landonmug.

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