Load of bedsheets

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.

(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"

by General Douchington February 22, 2011

viral load

when your partner cums, but they have an infectious disease so they have a viral load

“Yeah I thought John was the one until he shot his viral load in me.”

by aidshaver123 December 3, 2020

Cheez-it Loading

The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.

How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.

by chestwraps October 2, 2009

Butt load

A lot; extreme amount.

I had a butt load of pizza for lunch.

by Doctor Colonel B June 29, 2009

ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

Bases Loaded

The term used when a man has sex with two women, at the same time, with the intention of getting them both pregnant and, in most situations, has no intention of providing for the child.

"Dude, you up for the strip club tonight?"

"Naw, man. I'm gonna be running with the bases loaded."

by Earplugs Wanted September 12, 2011

drop a load

To drop a load means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

I'm so horny -- I really need to drop a load!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021