Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.
Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.
Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.
Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.
by Webster42 February 20, 2009
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No Billy, it’s just sum light, you know what’s up
No Billy, it’s just sum light, you know what’s up
by Nick16 October 19, 2021
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by jackies April 14, 2006
Get the Light bar mug.when you light your jizz and it burns on the tip of your penis creating 4-5 seconds of light without pain to the penis. This was first witten about by king Louie XVI of France when he was recieving a blowjob and jizzed on a candle.
by cocklight jackson March 27, 2010
Get the cock light mug.A person who like telling other people's secrets, make false rummors,and make promises often, but never keep it.
by Yum>_< September 15, 2009
Get the light mouthed mug.The Lassie Light refers to the engine fault indication lamp fitted to most modern vehicles. While the light may indicate something is wrong, the communication of the exact fault may as well be lassie describing to danger to the rescuers.
car: engine lassie light comes on.
driver: whats wrong?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: the engines overheating?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: whats that? there's kids trapped down the mine shaft?
driver: whats wrong?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: the engines overheating?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: whats that? there's kids trapped down the mine shaft?
by xoodha September 25, 2009
Get the Lassie Light mug.L: if i told you who my valentine is, please dont tell her that i am her secret valentine for the school event, it wont be fun.
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
by mynameissofreakingawesome October 9, 2009
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