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Kobe

Jimmy: Watch this.
Josh: K
Jimmy: Kobe!
Josh: pog.
by Scootercartenman April 18, 2021
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Kobe Special

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days
Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose

D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022
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Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.
God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"
by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020
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kobee davis

A large bearded bear of a man!
by James t ballwasher June 6, 2021
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Kobe

Kobe a Jewish lollipop who will eat your kids
Kobe stay away from kids you little vadge sniffer
by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021
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Kobe

I wonder if I can throw this murder evidence into the dumpster from here? Kobe!
by Hotshotfdgfd July 22, 2019
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Kobe

Big Dick i know ive touched it. He loves the queen and shags her on the daily, when she died he came in his undies at the thought of a lifeless Lizzy he could shag.
"Kobe please get your dick out of the queens dead body"
by TheKobeLoverKoen September 8, 2022
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