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Keyboard warrior

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Im telling hero what u lot try do to me.
Bloody keyboard warriors.
by Skskskkss May 19, 2019
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orange keyboard

The keyboard of somebody who constantly eats snack foods while at the computer. (IE eating Cheetos constantly will result in orange residue on your keyboard.)
Guy 1: *munching sounds*
Guy 2: Do you have an orange keyboard?
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Orange Keyboard
by rpg May 4, 2006
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keyboard warrior

1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life

2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
by im scared of ohio August 30, 2022
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Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
by sleepymf November 3, 2023
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the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard
I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing
by NotMrJunior June 9, 2018
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Keyboard comedian

A person who happens to be very funny online, on forums or private conversations, but ends up being pretty boring, awkward or hard to talk to in the real world.
-I really thought we were going to have a better yesterday with Matt, he seemed like he was so clever and funny on Facebook. Turns out he was just weird and awkward in person.
-Yeah, he's a keyboard comedian.
by el_realisator May 13, 2016
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